mermaidsandmisandry:

things i dont need in my life:

  • wasps
  • those stringy things on the banana
  • commercials on youtube

scribblenauts:

“hey we’re gonna order pizza”

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“you have to finish your homework first”

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(Source: smilingemoticon)

don’t you hate it when you offer someone food and they say yes

(Source: radichul)